Sexxxy in the City

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be

Got that quote from Sex in the City...

And it is sooooooo fuckin true! (Even tho ive only experienced this situation once, Im sure that it holds true in other circumstances) I had a cutie, reallllll cute....but his sex game was wack..
Well it wasnt that, but his shit was just small..

Iont care how much motion u got in the ocean...but if i cant feel ur boat..then ugh u need to get up out the ocean...

N my sis def thinks i should fuck wit him cus he is cute...I mean im serious! u cant deny that he look good as shit! and i kno plenty of bitches will still fuck with him even if the sex aint good but i just cant do it!

Looks arent enough!!!!!

If i gotta keep fakin it every night then u can guarantee that we are in a fake relationship!!!!!!

ugh

Theres always a catch when they look that damn good!!!!!!

I think I like the Bartender {{ME}}

So....
I recently got my car back from bein in an accident and the guy that fixed my car owns a bar..coolz
and they need a bartender!!!!

Now i dont kno shit bout bartendin but i drink alot! so i hope that helps!

I told him i dont kno how to but they said theyll train me

Yesterday was my first day (Tuesdays are a real slow day) but it was cool cus u gotta run the front part of the bar too which is the liquor store...

I cant believe i was there and didnt drink! I think just having this job will b my anti drug( ive never figured out is alcohol a drug) but anyways it was fun...i actually got sum tips...i think it was cause i kept smilin at everybody and the old men where tryna look at my tattoos!

I cant wait to come back friday!

Not to knock anybody there but hey im cute! u wont want me workin on ur shift cus i will take all the tips :)
Imma flirt and i will def wear the littlest shit i can find in my closet!!!


Im lookin forward to this new adventure


(oh did i tell u they have a pole on the dancefloor?? HOW U DOIN!!!!!)

lls

Is it cool to smash the homies?? {{Danger}}

Ok we've all seen For the Love of RayJ, right?
And everybody was hella mad @ Danger for smashing RayJ's homies...but that was before she met RayJ

Is it wrong that i wanna smash the Homie?

I mean a old partner has a cute ass friend, and if he let me i would for sure smash...It sounds wrong when i say it outloud but guys do that all the time!!!!
He's cute, im sure he's attracted to me...but would that b wrong?

Dammit why must i have a conscience???

oh well....maybe next time i wont BITE my tongue (insider...smh i really really liked that)